According to Matt Fitzgerald, Haile Gebrselassie doesn’t use a training plan. I like this fact, it reassures me. But this isn’t the same thing as not training. The greatest living marathoner does more miles in his sleep than I would do in the average marathon training cycle. This is the opposite of reassuring me – but luckily I’m not attempting to set any world records.

Reading ‘Run’ by Matt Fitzgerald last year had a big impact on how I approach my training, I don’t sweat missed sessions and I see a training plan more as a guide than something to be followed to the letter. Fitzgerald emphasises the importance of listening to your body and adapting your training accordingly.

When I listen to my body it mainly asks for beer and curry then burps and farts in appreciation when I relent. Listening to what it’s telling me with regard to training is something new all together – like learning a new language. “Je suis fatigue” it complains, and I reach for my phrasebook. Maybe if I shout louder at it, my legs will understand: “GO FASTER”.

The message that my leg was hurt and that we needed to stop urgently got somewhat lost in translation two weeks ago, resulting in a trip to the hospital. 10 days of rest followed and I fell behind with the vague training plan I was following.

What my body has managed to tell me is that any attempts to run more than four days a week will be met with protests and eventual strikes. Three days a week are ideal for it and it’s willing to go a bit faster if I compromise on the number of runs.

So a new plan has been formed: I’ve traded in my cigarettes for Training Plan B*. This is largely the FIRST schedule that promises faster running on three runs a week plus cross training – but you have to run like something is chasing you on each of those three runs. “Aller plus vite jambes!”

*I don’t smoke that’s a bad reference to pop culture.